Plagiarism

Today I watched the Delta movie...yes, I know people are now doing the loser sign to me in their minds but hey - can I help it if I love my pop? hahhaa, anyways, it was a good movie (albeit very long) about a young man who liked sleeping with his step mother and had to marry his cousin/step sister (his aunty also married his step dad) to cover up the disgrace of her falling pregnant to her father/his step dad.

Ok cut the crap. Yo Niggaz must be curious in what someone does hibernating inside his house for 3 weeks. Let me tell u this. On the 16th of Jan, I had a full tear of my bloody ATCL (some ligament in my ankle) which left me with a bruised foot and an ankle the size of a tennis ball. I actually woke up at 5am, and lay there in the darkness with little LED's shining from my various electronic gadgets, creating a star like experience which I just totally absorbed.

The air felt a little dry in St.Albans this arvo - so I walked out to the front of my house waiting for a free ride opportunity. It didn't take long, and I soon found myself on a home-made lawnmower-engine-run scooter that some grade four kid on the street happily let me borrow after I bashed him. I rode past without bothering to do anything, but as I approached the pedestrian crossing, another Civic sedan, this time, a champagne coloured new model, was encroaching on the bike path, and as I was side by side with it, it moved forwards and continued to veer into my path. I quickly braked and slapped the side of the car, and when it veered back into it's own lane, I passed, and shook my head at the occupants (who were a little startled) and the driver. The car then caught up to me, the driver motioned me to wait, so I stopped, and then the driver, a middle-aged European woman, got out of her car to see if I had actually damaged her car or anything.

While we were waiting there were a bunch of Asian people, all these women just come up to me, lift up their tops and show me their bra!! Note we're not even in change rooms, just in the public on the floor area! Usually they're looking for the same one, or they're just showing me because "it's soooo comfortable and it's the BEST bra" as if i were really interested. But don't worry fellas, you aren't missing out because none of the women up til now have been HOT. They're usually the mid aged ones.... *shudders*. There was this middle aged man and he was squatting. All of a sudden I just pictured that sweaty Asian man in a singlet, shorts, scruffy hair, dodgy thongs (NOT havianas ones) a ciggy in one hand and speaking some Asian language really loudly. What's with that squat? Sometimes, you just feel the need to tell people the truth, just to shut them up. But then, honestly, it's your own life and why should they be the ones who dictate who knows what. As Sonny Liston declared, "yeh just keep talking, I'm gonna F**K YOU UP!"

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