Confessions of an Heiress Hater

Over the last few nights I have been slowly converted to believe that the notorious Paris Hilton, for all her naughty antics, is not just a slutwhoreattentionseekingsorryexcuseforarichbitch. Now, those of you that don't know who she is well, where the hell have you been?! Hehe but really, all you have to know is that she's an heiress of the Hilton Hotel chain, and she pretty much lives it up by partying heaps and having her own show - the one where she lives with common folk and works for low pay...NOT the night-vision one haha. So after much wise counsel with my sources and thorough research (orright I just read her book) I have much more respect for her than I used to (which, btw, was basically close to nothing).

I must admit, I used to be one of the critics saying that by her sleeping around and doing all this crazy shite meant she was out of control and flaunting her wealth. What I failed to recognise however, is that I'd much rather an heiress who keeps it real and is herself than the pretenders who act as if life is all about being prim and proper and being boring. Sure, Paris definitely pushes the envelope from time to time, but haven't we all? The only reason why she's so publicly scorned and we're not is that, as Paris puts it, no one cares what we do. I think a major reason why everyone heaps so much crap on her is because we're jealous that she can get away with it all. But hey, she can't help being born into a wealthy family. Paris says it how it is and lives life like everyone wants to.

Yes, yes, I also hear some of you arguing, "She hasn't got any ambition," and "She's just living off her inheritance." Well, I had that qualm about her too, I mean, no respect for someone who's just going to play all her life and not have to work for anything, but on the contrary, our little Paris has been busy of late undertaking projects such as filming "The Simple Life," starting her own line of clothing and recording an album. I mean, even if they do turn out shite, at least she gave it a go - c'mon, snaps for trying. (Legally Blonde fans, click your hearts out hehe)

In her book, "Confessions of an Heiress" Paris explains how to be an heiress and gives insightful points about dress sense, social rules and general tips. Even though some of the guidelines are a bit silly, it epitomises Paris' mentality, to not take things too seriously. Given her exploits at high profile parties, what would happen if she accidently fell over and made a fool of herself? "Just laugh at yourself," she says, "If you get embarrassed, it will only make the situation worse." I believe there are many young girls out there who idolise Paris and why shouldn't they? She exhudes self esteem, confidence and has a fun-loving personality, she's not on drugs and doesn't drink very often (instead she tells us that she only has energy drinks and vitamin water at parties to keep herself looking alive even into the wee hours of the morning), she doesn't project violent images and is also a strong advocate for the protection of animals. Let's face it, kids these days could do a lot worse.

So all in all, even though she'd probably be a bit of a hostile b***h because of all the press and who she is (I mean if I were famous I wouldn't just be friends with anyone coz chances are they'd roll me for money), I say, props to her for being her. Respect.